4 weeks into my internship and I’m ready to pass on my gyan to fellow mortals on the earth:

• Never say ‘I hate shopping’ when your supervisor takes you to DKNY to choose a dress for a wedding.
• Never show excitement on the ‘60% off – Levi’s sale’ when they’re excited about Nine West’s shoe sale (where, incidentally, $150 shoes after discount make them go ‘whoooo!’)
• Never give frank opinions – smile and go ‘Wow, you must get this!’ even when the shoes are hideously-golden and oh-my-god-how-can-you-walk-on-these heels.
• If there is a way to leave the office without the concerned being able to see you, always use it.
• When asked why you don’t drink (in case you don’t), never say ‘It smells bad’. Instead think of other ways like ‘The smell is strong and gives me breathing problems’
• Never loudly choke/cough if someone who smokes stands next to you and talks to you. Instead, hold your breath and nod to show that you’re paying attention.
• Never chuckle when they make fun of someone else. Who knows, they may be making fun of you when you’re not there, and it stings to know someone else is chuckling like you, at you!
• Never, ever give it away that you’re jobless. Even if you have nothing to do, just pick up a relevant report and pore over it. Make notes, highlight, say you’re learning more about the client. Walk hither and thither, to and from the photocopy room. But never let them catch you jobless. If they ask ‘Are you busy?’, say ‘A bit; anyways, what’s it? I can try to do it when I’m done with this!’
• If you think you have a better way of doing something, make sure the relevant person hears it, not the one who gives you that work to do, because not many people are fond of listening to interns coming up with smart ideas.
  

More to come. Watch out! Work is good. Even though the pay is not quite satisfactory and I have to stay back at times, looks like they’re finally starting to trust me and give me other work than just photocopying/printing stuff. Well yeah, 20 weeks left. I’ve been counting ever since day one, so don’t look at the 20 weeks and go ‘I knew it; she’s crazy!’

Before I start, a 'Hail' to all people who work. To all those who leave for work in the morning, come back late in the evening and go to sleep, just to wake up and go to work again. And an even bigger salute to the mums who not only work all day, but come back and cook. Gosh!
2 weeks old in my internship, and I'm already wondering how I'll tackle life when I graduate and have to work to live! More than the work itself, or the part of waking up early, or traveling, is the torture called monotony. Life is so monotonous, that I feel there is hardly anything to look forward to (except of course, reaching my room, eating and sleeping, and yeah, the weekend - which miraculously vanishes!!).

And within just 3 days, my new life has formed a habit. Everything seems to go on unconsciously - the car of the travel is always one of the last three, this car stops near the stairs in the station I get down, the way I take to reach the office building, where I look at the pictures of the 'Male' and the 'Female' in the washrooms (and wonder at the stereotypes - the man all funky looking, and the woman wearing the lipstick looking at a hand-mirror), chuckling at the MasterCard ad playing in the lift, and missing the bus to campus when I return, with the result I wait for quite some time in painful formal shoes (which are painful even though they are absolutely flat!).

Life isn't bad, but it's so monotonous, that I wonder if all this is even worth the trouble - studying, getting a good job, getting married, and so on. Is that all there is to life? I realise with shock that there is just one more year left in university, and then my fun days are over. My sister says life in your early 20s is fun, because you start earning, live independently (well, mostly!) and enjoy with friends! But what's the point if the only time I get to spend with friends or with the things I buy are only a couple of hours at night, before I realise (with shock, again!) that it's time to go to bed so that you can go early the next day and complete the press release so it goes on time to the media? Whoa!

Yeah, I know.. I'm ranting off like a crazy woman, but I'm seriously contemplating retiring by the age of 35 and to start writing books, or freelance :D

Now, those of you who find it really funny and haven't started working yet, I'd say, hey, every dog has its day. You'll realise sometime soon. And to those of you who find it funny but are working, I'd only say you're so used to this monotony and vicious circle that you don't even realise it. To those of you who laughed and don't or won't work, I'd say you're missing something!
And if you didn't laugh and totally sympathise with me, God bless you.

My blog turned 2 yesterday! It's a pity I realised that only when I was talking to a friend in passing about the blog! And suddenly, I realised I have been religiously (well, almost!) checking it regularly and so on. Of course, it's taken a beating now that I've started my internship and only have time to return, eat and get back to sleep after choosing what to wear the next day, sigh. Life's sooooo monotonous now, I wonder how it'll be when I start working full time!!

So, two people have tagged me now, and for the lack of patience to type anything else, I take this one. WA and Sandhya tagged me to declare to the world, 5 things it didn't know about me.... Let's see...

1) There are some things I wouldn't tell anyone but my cute blue book. The book has seen it all, floating-in-the-clouds times, thrilled, excited times, disappointed times, angry times (I like to run my hand across the page after I've written on it, to see the impression it's made - it's like a measure of my anger!)

2) My good impression of a person goes down drastically when I realise she/he smokes. I don't know why, but I can never be a good friend of such a person - there's always some distance! Before I came to Singapore, I used to feel the same way about people who drink, but well, 3 years away from home changed my opinions. But I haven't met any totally drunk person, so let's reserve judgment till then! :D

3) I hate girls who dress up fashionably and wear make-up. I hate girls who even dress up or wear heels. I hate make up. It takes a lot of convincing to get me to wear anything other than compact and kajal to work. And I detest heels, and I hate girls for making them a norm. Whatever happened to simplicity, natural beauty et al.?

4) Music runs every minute of my waking hours, when I'm not talking. If it's not playing, I'm humming or singing in my mind :P Finally came to know yesterday that I can play music when I'm working, as long as others don't hear it!

5) I love to walk. If there's a person with me who I'd love to talk to, or my music player by some strange coincidence guesses my mood and plays the appropriate songs, I just feel like I'm in heaven. Oh, that said, it's very easy to make me smile, make me happy or change my mood. Something as stupid as a song listened to after long, or an ice cream can send me into screams of delight!

I guess almost everyone I know of has been tagged! Anyway, let me try - f2f, Bhargavi, Chaos Budha and...
err, no, I really can't think of more people! :D